You may not have followed John_D's career as closely as I have. I'd be surprised if you have considering I'm married to the sod. However, there is a certain pattern that I'd like to share with you...

John starts commentating on the club shop videos for Leeds Rhinos - they do the double.

John starts a website for Catalans Dragons - in 2 years they make it to Wembley.

John writes up games for the official York City board - they make it to Wembley.

John starts commentating for hospital radio on the Huddersfield Giants - the Giants make it to Wembley.

If you have money to spare I'd put it on Toulouse and Huddersfield Town FC to make a significant final soon... He writes for the former and commentates for the latter...

Leeds didn't do the double and didn't play at Wembley. But their success is basically all down to me.

My mistake.

So when are you going to wave your 'magic wand' over our kitchen? That seriously needs your Wembley treatment.