Well that was very enjoyable to watch. Just a pity it wasn't on top of a solid foundation from the shower of sh*te above them.

Im happy to report dark rain clouds have descended over my house not too far from the ground

Swann out to a shocking decision from Bowden.

259/9

Then Onions misses the next ball by 6 inches and the Aussies appeal!.

Good night.

you can stop the rain dance now . its all over . your dance is to late

The Aussie commentator on Test Match Special just said that Australia should pick the same team for The Oval with no spinners, Phil Tufnell replied if Australia do that they will be handing The Ashes to England!.

does ricky ponting look like that guy from the mad magazine

They have had a Poll on the BBC Website for who England should bring in for the Final Test - Result:

33%: Two Of The Following
27%: Mark Ramprakash
22%: Jonathan Trott
18%: Robert Key

You lucky ticket holders have now been invited to any Yorkshire game in 2009.

It's like a double punishment.

Oh for f*ck's sake.

Ah well, it'll get me into a day of the Roses Championship match.