What about that lass who rung you & got you up?

Went back to bed and told her I would do her another day

Well no, it doesn't really matter does it.

Get drunk and get with a munter, it still feels the same as getting with a model I should imagine.

Bollacks, you wanted to see the DNA test results on Jezza Kyle first.

Her met her on Jezza Kyle?

The amount of times I've missed uni to find out the outcome of a case Ive started watching on Jezza Kyle

I serve people at work who have been on Jeremy Kyle. One lad who was in there was smurking the whole way through when Jeremy Kyle was talking to him.

At work, he's a cocky so and so.

Usually when there's trouble at work. Head doorman will say "ahh he thinks he's good, he's been in the nick" Or he may say "He thinks he's good, he's a well known druggie.

Talking about this inparticular lad, the Head doorman said "ahh he think he's good. He's been on jeremy Kyle"

I remember when i used to miss the start of school to see the out come of the real radio show "risk it for a biscuit"

Well let the sun shine on your face
And don’t let your life go to waste
Now is the time, got to make up your mind
Let it shine on you, let it shine on youuuuuuuuuuuu!

I'm sure people do it for the free night in a hotel.