Surely, surely, this is asking for at least one blown up nodder.

Considering some utter bell will be chucking a sodding beach ball around I think that a rubber jonny is only fair.

Wigan are 50 tickets short of a sell out so it looks like our recent form has brought a few extra out of the woodwork.

Looks like the ground will be full so it should be a cracking atmosphere.

Depends what its full of..

You may as well take your tackle home - there's no chance of a nibble on that one.

Thats a bit much Ian

People going to sit in there seat or sit where they want?

I guess it may depend on the splashback effect from Ian's intended missile.

im sitting in my seat unless sum1 wants to swap an isle seat with me? lol

Probably - it is a little bit distracting though when you're trying to watch the match. If it hits me at a key point on Saturday I'll be wanting to shoot someone.

Can I downgrade 'utter bell' to 'silly sod'?