take the ring off her 6th finger

Think this is all made up anyway and it's his way of telling you lot he's fed up of watching dross and wants to defect to the bright side.

Just a question, if she isn't just a figment of your imagination...

Does she always go on top.....?

I had already planned on doing that anyway

That almost makes you a sort of missionary, going out into the darkest areas of the earth and converting people to the only true faith!!!!


N.B. The word Missionary referes to a person not a position and 'converting people' refers to changing an ideology and not kicking someone over the posts at Caravan Park!!! Although........

I like what you did there comparing christianity and FC.. you missed a few tho'

Both have there best days behind them

Both are seen by the majority of the UK as been out of touch with the world today

Both are headed up by a group that are distant from the masses

Both have delusional followers who believe everything they're told at face value

The KC and churches struggle to get more than a third full

The KC is as quiet as your avereage church during sermon

Maybe the CofE will change its sermon days to Friday nights and it'll be completely in sync..


Oh just realised my theory falls down cos people go into the church lame and come out being able to walk whereas someone signs for you lot and the complete opposite happens....

pah, one true question

does she spit or swallow?

You forgot to mention they're both still more popular than their nearest rival

Lets get this straight...no fit Rovers lass worth her salt would touch any of you lot. Fact!

Let's get this straight...there are no fit rovers lasses

Disagree mate...