Joined: Jan 31 2006 Posts: 1209 Location: Living life in the slow lane.
I'd be very suprised if any self respecting female Rovers supporter would want to gout with a FC fan given that there's 5 million Rovers supporters to choose from
Joined: Jul 06 2007 Posts: 362 Location: West Hull
Pudsey Robin wrote:I'd be very suprised if any self respecting female Rovers supporter would want to gout with a FC fan given that there's 5 million Rovers supporters to choose from
Thats only 'cos they would cheat and it allows them to double up...
Joined: Aug 27 2008 Posts: 2255 Location: Always to the left!
I'd agree to go along and in all her excitement i'd give her one last 'session' before smashing her over the head with a wooden airlie bird. Then, 1. i'd chop her into bits and post her to Hudgell with a note asking if i've got a case of no win no fee for murder or, 2. Put her in a bin liner and hide it in Craven Park south stand, she'd NEVER be found
Joined: Mar 05 2007 Posts: 13190 Location: Hedon (sometimes), sometimes Premier Inn's
Why would she want to go out with a retard in the first place
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fcgrandad wrote:Your girlfriend was a die hard R....s fan and she wanted you to go and watch them with her at an away match she hates FC by the way. 1. Say you was working. 2. Pull a Sicky. 3. Drop her off at the ground and sit in the pub. 4.Pay her bus fare. Any other suggestions.
Joined: Jul 15 2005 Posts: 29802 Location: West Yorkshire
I think you're all missing the obvious opportunity here. Mr B was a red and white once. It's like a double benefit if you can work your magic and bring them over to our side - one less red and white, one more black and white. Our children are FC passholders also, it's like 4 for the price of one.
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or, 2. Put her in a bin liner and hide it in Craven Park south stand, she'd NEVER be found 
