fcgrandad wrote:Your girlfriend was a die hard R....s fan and she wanted you to go and watch them with her at an away match she hates FC by the way. 1. Say you was working. 2. Pull a Sicky. 3. Drop her off at the ground and sit in the pub. 4.Pay her bus fare. Any other suggestions.
No way any black and white would have a red and white girlfriend, so the whole question is defunct.
Sooner go out with a gooner
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UP THE BIFF !! wrote:Me thinks thats less likely today than it was yesterday mate... not good i dont think.
To be honest, I've only met him once.... I don't really know either of them.
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Can't believe you are going out with a dobbin...whatever possessed you?
It aint gunna work, believe me any minor indiscretion in the future......
.......you haven't put the loo seat down; you have water splashes on the tiles after your bath (yep that's one i'm usually beaten with!!)....you snore in your sleep, you didn't kiss the mother in law goodbye (you know the one without any teeth and a wart / rougue hair on her nose)..all these issues when raised will lead into the wider argument that she's a dobbin and your a black and white.....her expectation and insistance on you going to the next home game with her (as a making up gesture)...i tell thee it isn't worth it!
Get out while you can......
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