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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:35 pm 
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smithy68 wrote:if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY :lol:
whats his best position :PRAY:





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smithy68 wrote:if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY :lol:
whats his best position :PRAY:



keep the faith


dunno what position he plays but I'll take him a bottle of water and see what he can do with that :DRUNK:


hopefully he can part the defense like he can with water too.

he can heal any injuries quickly and easily.

sign him up quick :lol:

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Why is this drivel not deleted. What a load of crap :roll:

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smithy68 wrote:today ,not for the first time this season i had a dream
here is how it went , salford this week are to sign a major signing that will make the rest of the rugby world take noticre and say that club is going places , an arab business man who went to salford uni , buys out the club in a power struggle with mr wilky , mr wilky being the man he is puts the club first and decides to sell for 3 billion sheik smithy68 ,then decid4es to buy the aussie test team on block and plays them as salford city reds , sheiksmithy68 then sacks the power ranger and brings back the red devil , to cheers from the shed , he decides to put a few fans on the board , aveit fungus the muffin man and the butcher all get made directors with the middle man being made chairman , the first thing he does is give free beer to all the fans that have suffered over the years , shiek smithy68 builds a stadium on salford preinct and calls it the old market ground ,its the best stadium ever made and england football want to call it there new ground but sheik smithy68 tells them to fook off , the new salford team win everything and even beat the england and new zealand test teams , so its happy days all round as long as we all keep the faith


:lol:

Some people on here need to take a chill its only a bit of fun. :roll:

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DEXTER MORGAN wrote:Why is this drivel not deleted. What a load of crap :roll:

You don`t have to read it,






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DEXTER MORGAN wrote:Why is this drivel not deleted. What a load of crap :roll:


Sense of humour bypass! Its only a bit of light hearted fun something that some people on here seem not able to grasp. There again Smithy has given them something elce to moan about so that should keep them happy.

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Young Danny wrote: Christ.


smithy68 wrote:if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY :lol:
whats his best position :PRAY:



keep the faith


Sounds like one or ours :-
Arrives like the messiah
asked to walk on water , make wine out of it & raise the dead.
Chooses Judas as a half back and is then crucified :!:

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If Christ really can raise the dead, any chance of him getting some life out of the shed?

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middleman wrote:Young Danny wrote: Christ.




Sounds like one or ours :-
Arrives like the messiah
asked to walk on water , make wine out of it & raise the dead.
Chooses Judas as a half back and is then crucified :!:

Middle( Chair )man
:lol:

thats quality :lol: :lol: :lol:


the main reason shiek smithy68 made you chairman



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Karlos13 wrote:If Christ really can raise the dead, any chance of him getting some life out of the shed?


your a poet and you didnt know it






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