Bang wrote:I'm sure with the latest up-to-date modern technology and the finest surgeon in town you could get Mr. Peckerhead (thats what Jord_Rhinosaur told me you call him) looking at least half decent in no time.

Bang wrote:I'm sorry, that was kinda rude of me, have you had somekind of accident? Trapped in a door? Bike crash? Fall on a blender? Fish hook get caught?

Sorry for asking but dude...it's a real mess down there!

Wheels wrote:I once had a bike crash but my wang is still massive.

Craigloiner wrote:Well what you moaning about then Rollerpig??

Wheels wrote:Wasn't moaning. Just commenting.

Craigloiner wrote:Just went downstairs and there is a bit of totty sat on the sofa trying to convince the wife on changing electric suppliers wow what a cleavage

Just gonna nip down again!!!