RED

Tom Watson in Tiger woods out.


DEAD

Getting stuck in traffic comeing home from Cumbria for the weekend and missing out on getting to the game and more importantly getting my predictions down for last night, well at least it gives some of you also rans a glimmer of hope.

DEAD
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - there's nearly 3 hours of my life that I won't be getting back

RED
England 1-o up in the Ashes
Freddie's first 5-fer at Lords
The fact I have had the good sense to NOT watch the first 5 Harry Potter films

Red

England's first win at Lord's against Australia since 1934.
Ricky Ponting having to congratulate England on a victory.
Andrew Flintoff.

Seconded.

DEAD

Carvery's running out of Gammon.

RED
- Pro 40 cricket, why are they getting rid of it???
- Lancs v Surrey last night, quality game and great result for us
- Steve Parry, Tom Smith and Dorothy Ball
- Bradley Wiggins' performance in Le Tour so far

DEAD
- the complete balloons sat behind us at the cricket last night...I remember what it was like to have my first teenage beer too
- Pietersen out of the Ashes meaning the little ginger turd Ian Bell will most probably be in the team

RED -

Darts in Blackpool the morrow, then Warrington on Sunday

DEAD -

Not having Lancs in the FP Final at Lords on Saturday in between the 2 !!

RED
Being off sick with swine flu meaning i've got to watch lots of tour de france

DEAD

Swine flu stopping me from getting out on my road bike and churning up some miles

Does that mean we'll all have it on Monday?

Well I was at the game on fri night and your all ok, so i'm afraid that you'll all have to go work on monday morning
See you all on sunday i'll be the one sneezing over Martin Offiah if I see him

not got a swine flu mask from work then fungus...thats the next step for us...