Caravan Park, Rotterdam End.

In a dark room with a paper bag on my head to avoid the embarrasment of what I can only think of as a right good tonking by our bitter rivals.

at home from behind a cushion

In the middle of the North Sea, or at least I am sure that is what it will feel like.

Will be watching from behind the sofa.

Mexico!

me too

He is more than welcome to keep us all entertained

You can teach him "The Handshake"!

Being a proper fan ...... blah blah blah ...... golf stand end. Shall stay 'til the bitter end ...... blah blah blah ...... clap the lads as everyone always should ....... blah blah blah ....... regardless of the resounding thumping we've had ....... blah blah blah....... Mr Agar can sprinkle sugar over a bowl of fresh dog eggs and I'll still call it ice cream ...... blah blah blah......

I shall be in the North Stand. I shall clap entertaining and enterprising play from both sides. I shall show my displeasure in any number of ways if a) Rovers cheat b) the ref is wrong c) my beloved Hull side continue to show their ineptitude and general rubgying incompetence or d) none of the above. If I am driving my car to the ground, I reserve my right to leave early. However the only true punishment for a crime such as this is a public castigation the hands of those RL Fans members who think they have the God given right to assume the high ground. I have paid my money for my ticket, that entitles me to my opinion on what has been presented in front of me at the game. If I feel the need, I will write my thoughts on this forum. I shall read other persons posts, I shall discuss elements of what is written. I shall not accuse other posters of being wrong for expressing their opinions, I shall not resort to name calling or casting aspertions about people's parentage or intelligence.

And my final point, it we are garbage on Saturday, it will be the last game I pay to see this season or until serious changes in the club are made.