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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:55 pm 
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I met a 14-year-old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?






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Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball? Who could blame her, she had a pumkin for a coach and was always running from the ball :lol:


Wire_Yed wrote:I met a 14-year-old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?


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Mike10 wrote:Two fish sat on a perch,

One says to the other, " can you smell fish"?? :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: why would and indeed HOW could 2 fish sit on a perch??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Try the same joke but with 2 birds :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Why do seagulls fly over Wigan upside down

Because its not worth sh#ting on

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roversmad wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: why would and indeed HOW could 2 fish sit on a perch??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Try the same joke but with 2 birds :lol: :lol: :lol:


Isn't a perch a type of fish? Isn't that the joke?






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Rugbychick™ wrote:Isn't a perch a type of fish? Isn't that the joke?


it is, but he got the set up wrong, why would two fish be sat on a perch?

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Michael Shields has said he's sick of being surrounded by theives, drug dealers and murderers...... He's only been home for a couple of days!!

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davewires wrote:Michael Shields has said he's sick of being surrounded by theives, drug dealers and murderers...... He's only been home for a couple of days!!


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She opens the car door.






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Rugbychick™ wrote:Isn't a perch a type of fish? Isn't that the joke?


No i messed up, he is right it is ment to be the two BIRDS sat on a perch one says to the other can you smell fish but i messed up so it dosent matter :)






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