mmmmmmmmmmmmm marmite

my internet connection keeps going and i keep sending same message twice sorry!!

Are you still talking about toast?

Sardines and beans goes with toast matey. Goes together well doog <-- stand for good.

Well doog word is doog.

Ever done daft things when you're drunk, and something sticks in your mind and you just continuesly say it?


the scout song "Gin Gan gooloey" was stuck in my mind last night. I got dragged in the strip club and sang it to the lass whilst she was dancing. Her face didn't look amused until I reminded her I was paying so I could sing what I wanted to her

GIN GAN FOOOKING GOOLEY

You can laugh, but it's true.

I also asked people at the bar who ever knew the words and if they could sing along that I would buy them a drink. I didn't twig on that one lad was telling everyone the words. Cost me a bludy fortune.




P.s I really am that sad and did the same 2 weeks ago, but for the song "bucks fizz

If I had a coin to throw in the well I'd wish I had 3 more.

You woulldnt donate money to us, yet you donate to a strippers earnings

I did donate money to you

I would have donated more, as was the intention but due to me lending 30 pound to my mate and there been no cash machine, I had no notes on me, so you had to make do with my 3 pound and 84 pence unfortunatly.

How did you feel Saturday morning anyway?