Beaten only by car stereo re-fitters.

here's irony for you i worked for 8 years in liverpool, nowt happened to my car, 2 days in salford stereo gone! both parked outside drug clinics!

I hope someone is going to post a do's and dont's crime thingymajig for Widnes in advance of our trip there.

why would you...can you enlighten us then...

and some health tips such as:

Dont buy fish and chips they may be the ones that have 3 eyes.

Dont touch anything that is green and glowing.

Dont breath in.

and so on.

Please feel free to continue.

That's because Salford is more like the sterotypical view of Liverpool, than Liverpool will ever be.

'course it is. Full of angels Liverpool with inhabitants of remarkable wit, plucky never say die nature and a true sense of what is right and wrong.

Never said that, but Salford and indeed Manchester always have worse crime figures than Liverpool.

I know, we've (rather I've) done this to death. Greater Manchester has more crime, Liverpool more benefit fraud, according to the stats. I know where I'd rather go for a night out.

The city where you are less likely to be victim of a crime?

I don't mind Manchester for a night out, but Liverpool has got something about it wins hands down everytime for me.