Hello there our gallic rugby league brothers, what sort of state is your team in at the moment? Are you confident going into the game against us?

We will be missing sherwin and hudson against you and possibley evans and feather too.

Hope all of those that are coming have a pleasent and safe journey over.

now to dig out my catalans beret.

Judging by the highlights shown on telly I would think half the Catalans team will be missing through suspension

Missed Elima when he went off and Bird coming back will be a boost. Could really have used the points last weekend and this coming weekend will be no different.

EDIT - except Bird isn't back for this as he's in court AGAIN. A different issue this time. ffs

We're just like you, running hot and cold.

We really should spank you silly, but who knows, we could have Perry instead of Bently and will miss jailBird.

Wowowo stick to the rugby Its a hard game to call because we've been poor at home and are still missing key personel whilst yourselfs have been inconsistant and underperforming this year (dont think walters is the right man for the job as an outsider, but clearly you lot will know better than me). Hopefully we could have a closley fought contest on our hands.

No, it really is that obvious.

And heres me thinking i was being insightful

little naughty birdie will land in the tigers nest

Spank us silly ? I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.

But will he get through Immigration with his criminal record ?