I'm not bothered what a doner is TBH as long as it tastes orite after a night out.

And here's me thinking it was called a Donna kebab.

That's what you had/did in Zante.

I don't eat food in Zante. Its f-cking horridly horrible. Meat is a massive problem over there. It's rancid. I lived off Pot Noodles, salted popcorn and Cheetos.

Infact I ate that many bags of Cheetos I almost collected the whole of the Star Wars Clone Wars tazo pog thingys. Only needed Yoda. Got R2D2 on the last day didn't I. Kept getting Anakin. Stupid d-ckhead.

On last years holiday my so called mates decided to crush up a bag of Cheetos and sprinkle them all over me just after they covered me in shaving cream when I was K-o'd after a night out. It was in my ears and everything. I got a rite nickname for the rest of the holiday

Oh my god its my friends birthday on Saturday. We could well be going into Puro. Bang what do you recommend I have in my survival kit?

Seems like you survived dodgy food well!

Sweets and a toothbrush. Just looking at the food over there made me want to puke. And If I couldn't puke. I grabbed me toothbrush and rammed it down me throat to make myself puke. Then ate sweets to make the bad guy sick taste in my mouth go away. I did it too much on the first day though. I couldn't puke. I had nothing in me to puke. That's why I bought the popcorn, I ate the whole bag, drank a gallon of beer, went to the bogs and puked. Can you be addicted to puking? I think I well am. Or was. Or were.

puro is HORRID

Thankfully her boyfriend has removed me off of his Facebook for some reason or another so it looks like I won’t be invited!