In a nutshell,the new grounds fallen through,Cas's ground's been built overnight,we're crap,all the players fighting at training,no medium shirts in stock,potholes in the car park,Cas's attendance is much bigger than ours,we'd have puddles if it rained,Brough and Scully drank 55 pints of lager on the team bus and sausages are $hit,apart from that you've missed very little!! Hope that helps.
Call yourself a fan. 
