Good lord, you'll look like a 1960's caravan threw up on you

When I first started work in 1974 the office "pool car" was a Triumph Toledo with seat upholstery like that.

Death trap that car was.

That's a killer combo is that man. Where did you get those glad lad rags from Wheelio?

Going to Zeeeeeante tomorrow. You guys gonna be ok without me for 2 weeks? D-Boy? Wheels? rhinosms? You guys sure you'll be ok? Once I'm on that plane I'm a gona for 2 weeks y'know...

If Jord Starves because your not posting him Christmas hampers whilst your away and he eats us we won’t be ok no!

Jord eating solid food?? This is the guy who thinks cider is part of your 5 fruits a day.

Is there anywhere on cypus where i can watch the rugby league while im away? anyone know a decent pub or bar they could recommend?

It is made from apples

Plenty of places probably have sky sports. Which part of Cyprus are you going to?

My sister may able to help on that one!

Loads of bars will have SkySports. Just ask them to stick it on for you.