I understand that Dan is prepare to play for the Dons after the Dandy management reduced his pay in Cow Pies by 30%.

Dan is prepared to persuade members of his former team to switchover to the Dons but needs help from supporters to identify who else we might need.

It is understood the clever goal kicking half back Biffo the Bear may also be considering coming to the Dons as he prefers white shorts to his current red ones.

Dennis the Menace was approached but said he would only play for a Club which plays in Red and Black hoops.

Roger the Dodger at stand off



(Aaah memories of the Who The Hell Was St.George Anyway? cartoon character 13...invluding Inspector Gadget, a real utility player)

Lord Snooty is said to be forming a new consortium of like minded characters with the goal of getting Super League status.

Don't mention S---- L---- it makes us look comical.

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows Lord Snooty and his upper class associates would be much better suited to the Guinness Premiership!