will do.

tuesdays, for poker at 830 or saturdays.

When i was a kid i had a "pink and wobbly joke book" it was full of shockers like--

What's pink and wobbly and belongs to Grandad? Grandma.

and my personal favourite

What's green and wobbly and hangs from trees? Giraffe snot.

Bilbo Baggins of the Shire died in bed last night after an overdose of Viagra. I guess old Hobbits die hard.

How about some Wigan jokes ahead of fridays derby clash? Yeah? Ok here goes...


I went into a shop in Wigan last week and asked the owner if he sold "turps"

He asked would that be cassette turps or video turps



Bloke from Wigan wins the lottery. He decides he want to have a statue of his dog so he goes to the jewellers and asks how much a solid gold statue of a dog would be.

The jeweller asks "Do you want it eighteen carat?"

No I'll just have it chewing a bone



What do you call a Wigan kebab?

Two pies on a stick

Come on mods, unreasonable use of the smiley face on this post

A pub has a sign outside reading:
"Handjobs 10p, Pies £1"
Wigan bloke walks in and asks the lady behind the bar if she's the female who gives the handjobs for 10p.
"Aye, I am" she says.
"Well wash your hands, I want a Meat 'n 'Tater." He replies.

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed one night and the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden Paddy says " love this " and storms downstairs. 5 mins later he comes back and his wife say "What did you do?" Paddy says " I've put it in our garden .. Lets see how they like it !!!!

I like that one....

Seen this knockin around last few days ...