Englishman, Scotsman & Irishman running from the police..
They run into an disused warehouse and find three sacks on the floor,. They climb into the sacks to hide.
When the police get there, they see the sacks on the floor. An officer walks upto the first one, which has the Englishman in, and gives it a kick. 'Woof, woof' cries the Englishman. 'Just a dog in there' says the policeman.
He then walks over the the Scotsmans sack and gives it a kick. 'Meow, Meow', screeches the Scotsman. 'Just a cat in there' says the policeman.
He then moves on to the Irishmans sack and gives it a little kick. The irishman in a panic cries, 'Potatoes'.
Freshly stolen from the joke thread