I'm sure your family are so proud of you for that

You two have done nothing in this thread to show England fans - or indeed football fans - in a positive light, its no wonder that England fans have such a bad reputation with idiots like you.

Any song about robins? Good that.

This is where your small brain lets you down. They're not fighting for you on the pitch. They're playing a game for their own mega bucks personal wealth. They don't know you exist and they certainly wouldn't want to meet you if they did. You fight for them if you want to - preferably in Afghanistan or somewhere similar.

You mean someone who might dare to create an atmosphere rather than that morgue tone you manage to create every home game?



Most people who’ve been following Rugby League longer than a season know Hull FC are always referred to as Hull and Hull KR as Rovers.

In our infamous SL season we were playing Saints at KR, we were losing by lots to nil, in fact we’d only had the ball to kick off, the Leigh fans started singing

One try,
We only want one try
We only want one try….

Leigh went straight up field and scored, think it was because the Saints team was to busy laughing.

Two tries,
We only want two tries…

One of our latest:

"If you live near the Queen clap your hands"

By far the most pathetic ditty I've ever heard at an RL ground, and I would say that even if I wasn't a reactionary old Trot.

Starbug got the band at Toulouse to play “God Save the Queen” during the game against Leigh.

Maybe that’s why she’s visiting us on Thursday?

That rules out most of your lot then.

Quite like the one we came up with at Murrayfield when Tony Clubb did his Incredible Hulk impersonation when scoring.

"Clubby Clubby show us your t1ts"

Doubt it's a chant but at Quins I once got stuck in front of a guy who went:

"aaaaaaaaarrrrrr Quins" - all the time.

He'd do it quicker if something REALLY exciting was going on

"ar Quins, ar Quins, ar Quins"

It was very irritating, just glad there were plenty of spare seats to move to!