Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people have a chance to have sex

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware

Penguins?

i like that one

a pony tried talking to me the other day bu i couldn't hear it because it was a little hoarse

Why was the belt thrown in jail?
He held up a pair of pants

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?
Wet feet

Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise

When can your car stop the quickest?
When it's brakefast time

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

Deano; you must eat a lot of ice lollies to get them cack jokes off the back of the sticks...

Can you please remind me of the title of this thread please? I Forgot

Bad jokes matey;

yours are really,really,really,really bad jokes...

Yeah, thats what im known for

You'll have to come into the albion sometime ditch-meister