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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:02 pm
Jesus Of Suburbia
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Say what you like about Peter Andre and Katie Price, at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:15 pm
Wire In The Final
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Joined: Sep 26 2006Posts: 10645Location: Killing the Ball!
Mike10 wrote: I tried ringigthat swine flu help line - but all i ot was crackling. And then when i finaly got through, i told them i 2 rashers on my arms. they just said put some oink ment on it
Do like how you only did the oink in bold at the end and not the other ones.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:16 pm
Wire In The Final
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Jesus Of Suburbia wrote: Say what you like about Peter Andre and Katie Price, at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.
Has somebody been in the sin bin?
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:48 pm
Dawson
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Joined: Nov 27 2008Posts: 830Location: Stockton on Tees
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneeded a poo
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:59 pm
Dean Richmond
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Joined: Aug 29 2007Posts: 4224Location: Warrington and Hollywood
Dawson wrote: Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneeded a poo
Terrible, simply terrible
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:04 pm
'Hitman' Norvern Soul
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Paddy asks Mick why scoober divers jump off the boat backwards. Mick replies "Don't be stupid! If they jumped forwards, they'd still be in the boat".
We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die The first ones in line for that pie-in-the-sky And we're always the last when the cream is shared out For the worker is working when the fat cat's about
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:04 pm
Jesus Of Suburbia
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Joined: Dec 16 2006Posts: 4055Location: Callands
Dean Richmond wrote: Terrible, simply terrible
You can not say ANYTHING Gaz!!
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:06 pm
Fantastic Mr Catpiss
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Wire On The Telly wrote: Has somebody been in the sin bin?
yes, cos nowhere else in the english speaking world has been trading peter andre/katie price jokes.
If you want the best ones i reccomend heading over to sickipedia, but don't complain to me
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:08 pm
Wire In The Final
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Joined: Sep 26 2006Posts: 10645Location: Killing the Ball!
Tony Catsmith wrote: If you want the best ones i reccomend heading over to sickipedia, but don't complain to me[/size]
Been there. done that. I hope they got a refund on the cards they bought.
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:19 pm
Bobby Digital
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Joined: Mar 26 2009Posts: 3001
what do u call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto
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