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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:02 pm 
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Say what you like about Peter Andre and Katie Price, at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.






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Mike10 wrote:I tried ringigthat swine flu help line - but all i ot was crackling.

And then when i finaly got through, i told them i 2 rashers on my arms. they just said put some oinkment on it


Do like how you only did the oink in bold at the end and not the other ones. :)






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Jesus Of Suburbia wrote:Say what you like about Peter Andre and Katie Price, at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.


Has somebody been in the sin bin? :lol:






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Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Dawson wrote:Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneeded a poo


Terrible, simply terrible :D






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Dean Richmond wrote:Terrible, simply terrible :D


You can not say ANYTHING Gaz!!






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Wire On The Telly wrote:Has somebody been in the sin bin? :lol:


yes, cos nowhere else in the english speaking world has been trading peter andre/katie price jokes.



If you want the best ones i reccomend heading over to sickipedia, but don't complain to me

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Tony Catsmith wrote:If you want the best ones i reccomend heading over to sickipedia, but don't complain to me[/size]


Been there. done that. I hope they got a refund on the cards they bought.






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what do u call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto

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