Be sure to dance, sing and wave your signs when Sky tell you to, won't you?

Just what are you insinuating ?

As long as you promise to watch out for me, OK?

Wear an outlandish hat - not only does it guarantee you an appearance on TV, it also blocks the view of the people behind you.

Not that they'll give a sh*t about the darts anyway mind..

I don't do hats, none of them ever fit me.

As next sason is reportedly his last on the circuit I would not be surprised if he gets a wild card into next years Premier League (presuming he keeps his form up to an acceptable level).

Jammy git

Been to Premier League dates, Stan James Matchplay at Blackpool and the Grand Slam at Wolverhampton, if you can ever get to live darts do, one of the best night outs you can have.

Already booked to stay in Wolves so I can go to the first 2 days of this years Grand Slam and we even got mentioned by the presenter last year

Iv never been but i plan to in the future got a lot of mates that want to go aswell so we will probably be the numpties in the c rap fancy dress

What did you do ?