Albert is just feeling a little resentful towards us at the moment due to our back-to-back victories over his beloved Quins & Les Cats. He will get over it.

Right, time for me to get back to my crack habit in my slum estate house!

Well obviously those Hull KR fans who have fled overseas, to live in the relative luxury of the slums of Kolkata, or wherever it is that you live, are not estate dwelling benefit recipients. But I imagine that the sale of a few stolen cars could fund an airticket and enough surplus money to live in India for a year or two.

[quote="Alice's Phallus"]Hull FC is a great club, supported by hard working people, that offers a lot to the natonal profile of the game.

Hull KR was once a good club, that has now deteriorated into a club supported by estate dwelling benefits recipients. Its main claim to fame was the presence of the great Roger Millward in the team thirty years ago. Now it survives onfield with the efforts of Australian imports, including the former Toulouse coach Justin Morgan. Remove the Australians, especially Morgan, Dobson, Webster, Vella, and Galea, and the club would fall to pieces on the field.

Take the Australians out of Hull FC and it would still be a strong club.[/quote]

What do you mean by 'STILL'. I agree that FC would be as poor as they are now without their Aussies, but that is because their overseas signings are poor.

Quite astute of you to pick up on my location Albert. Sadly for you I believe even the average estate dweller would be aware that Kolkata is not in the Bay of Bengal, but is in fact in India, on land.
Alas I am all at sea, surrounded by little other than water. You should check it out, there might be expansion potential out here.

Atlantis Seahawks - sounds like a cracking away trip!

After reading Albert's posts I was already laughing my socks off! (at him may I add) Then along comes Bobbin' with his intellectual wit (unlike albert's may I add) and I swear, I literally choked on my tea.

Quality work Bobbin'

I am well aware that Kolkata is on land, like 100% of the cities in the world. But it is a very old port city, which sits on the Hooghly River, which in turn empties into the Bay of Bengal.

How was I to guess that you were on an offshore oil and gas platform in the Krishna Godavari Basin? You must be the only person with an interest in Hull KR to be living in such a place.

As for the knowledgability of the Hull estate dwellers, I am sure that most of them know nothing about where the city of Kolkata is, let alone that it adjoins the Bay of Bengal. Most, like your comrade the east Hull village idiot Roofs, probably think that Kolkata is the adopted business name of either one of their estate's roving drug dealers, or else of an estate prostitute.

Or even a Rent Boy in your case.

Offshore oil and gas platform. Close but no cigar old chum, you did at least get the basin correct, but I'm sure even the most crack addled, house breaking estate dwelling pensioner robber amongst us would have picked up on the clue in the username by now.
Happy to say I'm gainfully employed and really doing quite well. However, please don't let that in any way deter you from stereotyping people.

Enough.

Alice – final warning: cut out the insults or you go the way of your previous identity.