Well you will just have to guess it

prize for the first correct answer, or if not the best made up one

Berro leaving...

Crocker/Hame coming....

Crcker/Hame not coming......

Rule sacked....

Kath selling.....

Press conference......

oi you know the answer anyways

JMSports have Hull FC balls at just £4.99 each on the website.

Or Bandito is off to Lambwath for his dinner with an RL legend

Richard Horne plays full back tomorrow?

My bad

Crocker to be released after failed medical.

In a statement given by the club Michael Crocker has been released due to a failed medical. A club insider said that "we dont normally bother with medicals but as we were getting a bit bored waiting for him we thought we would do one just for a laugh, turns out he's broken a finger nail which is stopping him catching the ball properly" In an un-related matter Craig Hall has been asked to take a medical aswell.

Crocker could be ready to play in the millenium weekend clash against castleford????????????

Kath has only just realised that hull fc fans dont like her

or

Kath has just realised she has a hitler looking moustache

Poor form to be officially blamed on the lack of jacket potato related threads on the FC forum.