was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “no way you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”

Not bad but GOD you are obsessed with Hull.

Bit of an odd observation when you've posted that on the Rovers forum.

Hey Churchill!! Can you lend me an irony meter? unknown superstar has just melted mine.

Look mate,I am all for a bit of p!ss taking,but surely you could dig up a joke that wasn`t doing the rounds when I were a lad.

Did they have jokes back then?

Sure did,one of my favourites being,"Christine Keeler has escaped,someone poked her between the bars."

Ahh but Agar reinvented it, you first heard it about Reverend Scott.

They had supermarkets when you were a lad ?:wink:

Cheeky bugger, they were small then,and called corner shops.