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last night while i was sleeping i was dreaming of making my debut for the reds ,this is probabaly never going to happen as i am 44 ,fat overweight and cannot run , well this is what happend ,
salford had been having a bad season as the return to super - league had not been going as good as planned , to make matters worse ,they had been drawn away to hull in the cup, the first half was very close with salford going in at half time equal at 12-12 , the second half was even better as we went in front 18 -12 , and i was about to come of the bench and make my debut , there were only minutes remaining when richie myler ,put me through a gap near the post ,i ran for the line as fast as a fat kid could, i was about to put the ball over the line when i ran head first into the post , next thing i knew i woke up and the wife had whacked me for shouting out in my sleep , i wonder if we won , ???????????????
Joined: Mar 06 2009 Posts: 469 Location: on the fone to the garage
smithy68 wrote:last night while i was sleeping i was dreaming of making my debut for the reds ,this is probabaly never going to happen as i am 44 ,fat overweight and cannot run , well this is what happend , salford had been having a bad season as the return to super - league had not been going as good as planned , to make matters worse ,they had been drawn away to hull in the cup, the first half was very close with salford going in at half time equal at 12-12 , the second half was even better as we went in front 18 -12 , and i was about to come of the bench and make my debut , there were only minutes remaining when richie myler ,put me through a gap near the post ,i ran for the line as fast as a fat kid could, i was about to put the ball over the line when i ran head first into the post , next thing i knew i woke up and the wife had whacked me for shouting out in my sleep , i wonder if we won , ???????????????
flipping hell was you that bloke that i tackled, sorry mate there was blood every where i did'nt mean to push you into the posts i got sinbin for that and they gave you the try
smithy68 wrote:last night while i was sleeping i was dreaming of making my debut for the reds ,this is probabaly never going to happen as i am 44 ,fat overweight and cannot run , well this is what happend , salford had been having a bad season as the return to super - league had not been going as good as planned , to make matters worse ,they had been drawn away to hull in the cup, the first half was very close with salford going in at half time equal at 12-12 , the second half was even better as we went in front 18 -12 , and i was about to come of the bench and make my debut , there were only minutes remaining when richie myler ,put me through a gap near the post ,i ran for the line as fast as a fat kid could, i was about to put the ball over the line when i ran head first into the post , next thing i knew i woke up and the wife had whacked me for shouting out in my sleep , i wonder if we won , ???????????????
smithy68 wrote:last night while i was sleeping i was dreaming of making my debut for the reds ,this is probabaly never going to happen as i am 44 ,fat overweight and cannot run , well this is what happend , salford had been having a bad season as the return to super - league had not been going as good as planned , to make matters worse ,they had been drawn away to hull in the cup, the first half was very close with salford going in at half time equal at 12-12 , the second half was even better as we went in front 18 -12 , and i was about to come of the bench and make my debut , there were only minutes remaining when richie myler ,put me through a gap near the post ,i ran for the line as fast as a fat kid could, i was about to put the ball over the line when i ran head first into the post , next thing i knew i woke up and the wife had whacked me for shouting out in my sleep , i wonder if we won , ???????????????
You couldn't erm.....fill this in for me could you.
DANNY LOCKWOOD - LEAGUE WEEKLY (18-5-09)
I'M SURE THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN THE FACT THAT THE FRONT RUNNERS FOR THE 2009 MEDIA WHINGING AWARD ARE FROM GATESHEAD AND HULL FC, FORMERLY THE B*ST*RD-TWINS OF ONE OF RUGBY LEAGUE'S LOUSIER IDEAS.
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