Joined: Sep 22 2003 Posts: 1103 Location: In the Hills
Young Danny wrote:This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat.
Latest News:
More roberies have taken place at Premeir League stars homes today, they have broken into Ryan Giggs' house and stole 10 Premiership winners medals, they have also broken into Steven Gerrard's house, reports are that they have stolen his Kettle.
Joined: Feb 27 2002 Posts: 6769 Location: Lording it up in Wardley
Young Danny wrote:This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat.
Latest News:
More roberies have taken place at Premeir League stars homes today, they have broken into Ryan Giggs' house and stole 10 Premiership winners medals, they have also broken into Steven Gerrard's house, reports are that they have stolen his Kettle.
they also took a B as well
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Never Drink on an Empty Head
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Joined: Mar 06 2009 Posts: 469 Location: on the fone to the garage
Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"
Joined: Mar 06 2009 Posts: 469 Location: on the fone to the garage
Scrum-half: 'How many kids have you got?'
Full-back: 'Fourteen-all boys.'
Scrum-half: 'One more and you'll have your own rugby team!'
Full back: 'How many kids have you got?'
Scrum-half: 'Seventeen - all girls.'
Full back: 'One more and you'll have your own golf-course!'
Joined: Jun 11 2007 Posts: 12260 Location: south of Hull.
An old boy got married to a young woman.He told his doctor she wanted kids.
"In that case " says the doc,"you had better get a lodger in".
A few months later the bloke went back to the doctor and told him his wife was pregnant.
"Did you do what I said and got a lodger in?" asks the doc.
"Aye" said the bloke"and she`s pregnant too."
BLACK AND WHITES
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-------------------------------- "I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow."
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