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Post subject: Re: Man City break in

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:44 pm

SteveRed

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Joined: Sep 22 2003
Posts: 1103
Location: In the Hills

Young Danny wrote:This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat. :wink:

Latest News:

More roberies have taken place at Premeir League stars homes today, they have broken into Ryan Giggs' house and stole 10 Premiership winners medals, they have also broken into Steven Gerrard's house, reports are that they have stolen his Kettle.

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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:57 pm

redmatt77

Player Coach

Joined: Jan 28 2007
Posts: 216

GAZCABS wrote:Latest Transfer News

Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright to Madonna!!!

good

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Post subject: Re: Man City break in

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:10 pm

Bigpev

International Chairman

Joined: Feb 27 2002
Posts: 6769
Location: Lording it up in Wardley

Young Danny wrote:This is poor this one, although thought I would put it on just for The Black Cat. :wink:

they also took a B as well :lol:

Holts Sweet Holts
Never Drink on an Empty Head
BIGPEV THE ONLY MAN TO GET A REAL INJURY AT THE STOOP

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:11 am

zandor46

Player Coach

Joined: Mar 06 2009
Posts: 469
Location: on the fone to the garage

Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Liverpool fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:21 am

mctiques headband

Player Coach

Joined: Apr 26 2006
Posts: 593

is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:33 am

zandor46

Player Coach

Joined: Mar 06 2009
Posts: 469
Location: on the fone to the garage

mctiques headband wrote:is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:08 pm

Fungus The Muffin Man

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Joined: Mar 07 2004
Posts: 13327
Location: A Red Muffin on the outskirts of Pie Land

mctiques headband wrote:is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that would depend on how long they've been dead for :wink:

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:30 pm

zandor46

Player Coach

Joined: Mar 06 2009
Posts: 469
Location: on the fone to the garage

Scrum-half: 'How many kids have you got?'
Full-back: 'Fourteen-all boys.'
Scrum-half: 'One more and you'll have your own rugby team!'
Full back: 'How many kids have you got?'
Scrum-half: 'Seventeen - all girls.'
Full back: 'One more and you'll have your own golf-course!'

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:52 pm

barton baird

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Joined: Jun 11 2007
Posts: 12260
Location: south of Hull.

An old boy got married to a young woman.He told his doctor she wanted kids.
"In that case " says the doc,"you had better get a lodger in".
A few months later the bloke went back to the doctor and told him his wife was pregnant.
"Did you do what I said and got a lodger in?" asks the doc.
"Aye" said the bloke"and she`s pregnant too."

BLACK AND WHITES

East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.

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"I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow."

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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:54 pm

barton baird

Player Coach

Joined: Jun 11 2007
Posts: 12260
Location: south of Hull.

Whats the difference between a magicians wand and a policemans truncheon?

The magic wand is used for cunning stunts.

BLACK AND WHITES

East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.

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"I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow."

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