Hi guys, I am doing a sponsored bum for charity. I have all the sponsorship I need. I just need some volunteers to be bummed. Or even a pet will do. Thanks in advance.

Crazy man

I'll ask around for you but can't promise.

Try the leeds board!

I knew I could rely on you Bigal. Best of luck for tonight as well mate.

I hear that Mo Lindsay is at a loose end (so to speak)

Thanks bumboy

my mate not been laid for a few years he might be up for it. By way this is one classy thread

Pet as in to fondle or pet as in an animal?

If you want the animal variety I'd be more than happy to nominate my neighbours cat. And the evidence it has a bum to be bummed is all over the lawn.

Sweet, you must make him aware if he goes near the back of the line I can't guarantee a bum of any quality.