Bobbie_the_coach wrote:Has anybody Noticed Since the Smoking Ban came into effect. When The horrid Old man stood near you passes wind. It seems to Linger for a whole game.
This quite gets on my nerves i've tried holding my breath and asking my collegues to breathe Deeper to try and filter it out but it doesnt work. You try to break free from the smell and filter onto the stairs. But then the stewards ask you to return to your space.
Im so disgusted at the whole situation. To rid the problem I suggest any of the Following actions..

1. Fart Ban
2. Old man ban
3.Carbon Filters in the south stand
4.Free respirators with every season ticket
5.Bring back smoking...

Any thoughts?

Richeastender wrote:Theditch - how come you recognise the smell of pile ointment?

sally cinnamon wrote:Why do we have to ban farting, I wish the government would stop trying to interfere in peoples lives. Have farting and non farting parts of the stadium, that way it keeps peoples choice, simple.

'Hitman' Norvern Soul wrote:It's Political Correctness gone bloody mad.