Why I Hate Saints by SDB
1) Leon Price Never has so much talent been wasted by such a lazy lazy man. Keeps McGuire outta the England team, yes he might have had the same results as Price but at least he'd have stood up to be counted down under. Big lower lip is also terribly annoying. Lost his bottle when he smashed it over someones head.
2) Keiron Cunningham Why is someone so tubby so good at Rugby??? Its just not fair, He can get to Greggs and still play hooker
3) Sean Long Any player that bets against there own team winning is well quite frankly a Prick! Also has ridiculous Haircuts that rape my eyes!Failed to find his balls; resulting in him leaving halfway through a tour Down Under
4) Knowsley Road poop HOLE...I just dont like it.....Surely they could do something with it (Flatten/Torch it ???) Appreciate they have plans for a New Stadium but that doesnt affect the fact Im going to be stood in a grott hole tonight
5) James Roby Good Player, like him, rate him...however....I dont think he was M.O.S in any way shape or form. So i'll throw him in there.
6) That Away Kit Now Im no marketing executive however I suspect when trying to bring in revenue a slightly nicer away kit may be more sucessful....
7)Ade Gardner I just dont like the pube faced swine....I cant help myself. I think it stems to last October when I was up at 8 on a Saturday morning to watch him give his "How to be an Atrocious Winger" 4 week short course. I mean 8am.....on a weekend??? We the rugby league fans of the world didnt deserve that?
8 ) Some of their fans Every club will have idiots in its fanbase however the more I see Saints fans the more I think idiocracy is a pre-requisite when applyin for Fan Status. We all know the type of women you dont want to have to look at for a long time whilst trying to enjoy a Rugby match. You hear her shout in her gravelly 20 a day voice "They Can't Run Without their Heads." or some other just as eloquent comment. The Cheer leaders try to numb the pain but it just won't go away. There are just too many Dobbers that are Saint Helens Fans.FACT!