Whilst on a trip to London on Monday, I had to wait some 20 minutes to use the toilet on the train to Euston.
When the occupant finally emerged, it was none other than rubber headed presenter Stevo, he never apologised and the toilet stunk, the dirty pig.

Were there floaters?

I didn't even need to click on the thread to know 1. that you'd be first one in and 2. anything you wrote would related to toilet goings-on.

I've opened the door on a few people who were just sat there doing the business. Lock the door people!

20 minutes is excessive, (you wouldnt be exaggerating for effect? if so, Ive told you a million times not to exaggerate ) unless you were doing something else in there.
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did Eddie follow him out?

eddie was left in the bowl ...

20mins that some dump, did he bring the newspaper out with him

Moral of the story Stevo is full of sh*te

Surely he wasn't "afterwards"?

Hey that's impressive

Stevo has gone up in my estimation now.

Sh1tting on the Southerners, literally

Fantastic.