or at least Widnes

We may as well go the whole hog and get the players to randomly pick their positions out of a hat before they take the field - then again, if they did, could the results be any worse than the efforts at Quins?!?

my random player/position generator

1 Rauhihi
2 Morley
3 westwood
4 wood
5 monaghan
6 penny
7 clarke
8 hicks
9 briers
10 harrison
11 gleeson
12 king
13 johnson

Westwood's banned

damn this random player/position generator

I mentioned during the Catalan game that i would personally drive him to Celtic and nearly got attacked by some crazed fan in front of me !!!

We all know Rauhihi is a winger.

Penny at half bakc is a good idea i feel

More likely Reilly.

I seem to have lost my sense of humour with the recent depressing run-someone tell me this thread is a clever wind-up?