You're too fat to stand up for 80 minutes anyroad.

The ginger scrote has been banned from the stadium

why? What for?

Matt you have never seen me you cheeky barsteward and im not a porker. You need to take that Wigan remark on the chin and get on with converting to a pie.

Wouldn't pies be to fat to stand for 80 minutes.

Depends on the capacity and spaccing per individual, you also have to take in the HP sauce factor and most pies come with these.

Just for being Ginger

I believe the ban is a result of the problems at the Salford game.

What exactly happened at the Salford game.Salfud fans came over and sat by the drummer boys and then got kicked from what I remember.

I think it was a case of handbags at dawn as per usual.Salford fans singing some witty songs in the direction of the nupties with the drum, and they had absolutely no response what so ever. Well if you don't count 'der der der' and constant banging of course. Then rumour would have it, plastic pint glasses were thrown and vitriolic abuse and isults were traded. loving mugs. Love to see them gob off at the football, or even at the rugby 25 years ago.

Ney, tha's not a porker, but a great big fookin' burger, so I've heard