I'll be in the pub for the day i think watching the man utd game followed by the city game. You may get some abuse on here Saturday night if we win!

I'll have jumped off the Humber Bridge by that point so it won't matter.

Youve got internet on your mobile phone havent you?

You got tickets for tomorrow?

I doubt it will work due to water damage.

Yep.

Burn em'!!

You'll be doing yourself a favour

Did he have to pay an extra £ for them as a donation to comic relief?

Newcastle fans donate to a comedy performance every week

'do something funny for money' is the strapline, they all buy season passes every year, what a charitable bunch they are!!