JWP wrote:No way. She has an extra nipple, that's the end of it as far as i'm concerned. If I was pumping away, and spotted that 'looking at me', no, sorry, slacks on, 'ome, have a shank over Smith. (not literlally)
Dirty Pretty Thing wrote:Could do her from the rear?
I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."
I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.
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JWP wrote:I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."
I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.
Can I suggest dark lights, navy rum, smother her with custard and drop on a bag of M&M's over the thoracic area. Be like an areola based game of russian roulette.
Wires71 wrote:Can I suggest dark lights, navy rum, smother her with custard and drop on a bag of M&M's. Be like an areola based game of russian roulette.
True.
Thing is, once we get, well y'know full throttle like, she's gonna think I've got an extra widge, so I guess we're even.
JWP wrote:I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."
I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.
I think most girls appreciate honesty. Anyway if you've done your job well enough up to that point she'll be that desperate she won't how you do it.
(Isn't it technically 3 nipples rather than 3 boobs - that'd be awesome!)
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