Luke Rooney, what ever happened to that fell.a Used to be a class act and an international.

Meli must be gutted about this situation. Get on a train, jump off the train as it pulls out the channel tunnel and run for it with the rest of the imigrants, eays as fook.

That would require Meil to run

Wants out of Toulon and return to rugby league. No club in the NRL have got space under their salary cap.

Manager is in talks with Super League clubs.

He has a british passport too, which is nice!

Who's this Meli character?

I thought i saw Meli playing for Everton at the weekend, anyone else?

Some dozy sod who can't catch a rugby ball, nor fill in a form it appears.

Well another week has passed and he's still not here. I'm beginning to believe the people saying he's not coming. I have been told by a (senior) steward at the ground that Meli got his visa weeks ago but still hasn't turned up. I have no idea whether a ground steward would have any more inside information than us gossipers. So take that for the price you paid.

If hye doesn't get a move on, we should make an approach for someone like Rooney.