Or we can go the whole hog, demolish LSV and build the new 'must have' vintage look ground, y'know one that looks 'lived in' with crumbling terraces and open air bogs - but I also think we should relocate from Pennington - there's a nice bit of land just across from Asda that'd do us a treat!!

We could get Tommy Sale to lay the first sod of earth, and plant an invisible horse-shoe. We could even erect a traditional-style grandstand... whatever happened to that one from Mather Lane..?