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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:56 pm 
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JWP wrote:Yep

FACT.


That was Scaramanga off 'The Man With The Golden Gun'.

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JWP wrote:No way. She has an extra nipple, that's the end of it as far as i'm concerned. If I was pumping away, and spotted that 'looking at me', no, sorry, slacks on, 'ome, have a shank over Smith. (not literlally)


Could do her from the rear?

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Dirty Pretty Thing wrote:Could do her from the rear?


I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."

I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.

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JWP wrote:I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."

I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.



Can I suggest dark lights, navy rum, smother her with custard and drop on a bag of M&M's over the thoracic area. Be like an areola based game of russian roulette.

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Wires71 wrote:Can I suggest dark lights, navy rum, smother her with custard and drop on a bag of M&M's. Be like an areola based game of russian roulette.


True.

Thing is, once we get, well y'know full throttle like, she's gonna think I've got an extra widge, so I guess we're even.

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JWP wrote:I dunno, celebs and that isn't it. You get Lily Allen home, kiss her neck, mess with her boobs x 3 etc, at what point do you think it's alright to say, "Right, I've noticed that, well, y'know extra thing, so I think it's better if you just bend over, and I'll do you from behind."

I don't think that'll make her Smi - I - Ile, for a Wh- I - ile etc.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think most girls appreciate honesty. Anyway if you've done your job well enough up to that point she'll be that desperate she won't how you do it.

(Isn't it technically 3 nipples rather than 3 boobs - that'd be awesome!)

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JWP wrote:True.

Thing is, once we get, well y'know full throttle like, she's gonna think I've got an extra widge, so I guess we're even.


Nah, thats why I suggested M&M's and not Hundreds and Thousands.

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Any thoughts on this weeks edition?






The best way to predict the future is to create it...

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gary numan wrote:Any thoughts on this weeks edition?


Barrie mac commenting on the "culture at the Warrington club".

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