A bit of a different topic from all the exciting breaking RL news but,

Ashley Cole must be the biggest tool in the World of Sport right now.

I cant stand the smug get and cant wait until he suffers a massive fall from grace. Why the hell that piece from Girls Aloud stayed with him after he was caught boning that scrubber is beyond me.

Why the hell he would even do that with Cheryl Cole at home is beyond me. Idiot.

Variety is the spice of life and all that. Although personally I wouldn't cheat on Cheryl, maybe ask if one of her bandmates was aloud to join us.

Is this the best thread that we can come up with..We really are in trouble.

Been done for drunk and disorderly too, according to the SSN news ticker.

The reason for the thread is that it is reported that Cole was arrested and charged with being D&D in the early hours this morning.

He just cant keep himself under control can he.

What a complete drongo.

Who has claimed that this is the best thread we can come up with?

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maybe for the same reason Hugh Grant got a LA hooker to perform a sexual act on him when he was going out with Liz Hurley

maybe Cheryl does not do the biz in the bedroom

back on his arrest, if my missus was up a mountain then i would be larging it in town too,

Damn right. And didn't Michael Hutchence leave a supermodel for Paula Yates? The reason people dislike Ashley Cole is because he made it public that he left arsenal for 60 grand a week when they only offered him 55. I've nothing against him going out on the lash, but the guy is a tool.