Post subject: Split: "Northern, Northern" and other ditties
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:40 pm
tigertot
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:I'm off to slit my wrists now.
Jesus Christ. You've only just returned from the dead.
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tigertot wrote:Jesus Christ. You've only just returned from the dead.
Come on now, I know the 'Vark is highly regarded and even worshipped in some quarters (allegedly...) but to suggest its the Second Coming is taking it a bit far?
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:No mate, I've not been in Ilkley for years
Thank goodness. Betty's is a haven of Rhino culture.
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tigertot wrote:...Rhino culture.
Dictionary.com wrote:ox⋅y⋅mo⋅ron /ˌɒksɪˈmɔrɒn, -ˈmoʊr-/ [ok-si-mawr-on, -mohr-] –noun, plural -mo⋅ra /-ˈmɔrə, -ˈmoʊrə/ [-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh] Rhetoric. a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”
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You're doing them a disservice. What about the South Stand band and their incredible array of songs: 'One Lee Smith', 'One Scott Donald' 'One Rob Burrow', 'One Kevin Sinfield'...
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af wrote:You're doing them a disservice. What about the South Stand band and their incredible array of songs: 'One Lee Smith', 'One Scott Donald' 'One Rob Burrow', 'One Kevin Sinfield'...
It can still be funny, though. Do you remember the chant at the Scotland/Rangers 'keeper after he was diagnosed as a schizophrenic?
"Two Andy Gorams There's only two Andy Gorams Two Andy Goooooo - raams There's only two Andy Goooo-rammms"
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:It can still be funny, though. Do you remember the chant at the Scotland/Rangers 'keeper after he was diagnosed as a schizophrenic?
"Two Andy Gorams There's only two Andy Gorams Two Andy Goooooo - raams There's only two Andy Goooo-rammms"
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Ferocious Aardvark wrote:It can still be funny, though. Do you remember the chant at the Scotland/Rangers 'keeper after he was diagnosed as a schizophrenic?
"Two Andy Gorams There's only two Andy Gorams Two Andy Goooooo - raams There's only two Andy Goooo-rammms"
I liked it when Hull had 2 Richie Barnetts. They would sing "There's only one Richie Barnett".
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af wrote:You're doing them a disservice. What about the South Stand band and their incredible array of songs: 'One Lee Smith', 'One Scott Donald' 'One Rob Burrow', 'One Kevin Sinfield'...
"Come on you Bulls"....
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