I bet he's a bugger to take swimming?

Oh no, he doesn't poo in the pool or anything.

Judas is sound too, bit bitchy like, you always wonder what he's saying about you behind your back like.

It's that Moses you have to worry about down the local swimming baths. It's murder when he does that when you are preparing for your 50m ASA badge.

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I went into the pool and he turned it into wine, that was a tricky one to explain to the wife when i came home stinking of alcohol

and cod in breadcrumbs too, makes a change to batter