Well, erm, mmmm

The pitch looked in good nick...

Apart from the way that they tried to put green paint over the football markings, made it look worse...

I know that this thread is tongue in cheek, but If I was forced to pluck a positive or two, I'd go for :

a. Another 80 mins under Chris Bridges belt. A neat assist, looked comfortable at centre, and nothing or nobody went through him.

b. Louis Anderson. I'm not his biggest fan, based on last year, but his work rate has increased for me this year to date. I thought he carried the ball really strongly.

yeh and it didnt rain

Ah, but that might have suited Lowes' prehistoric one out tactics, and prevented the Catalans playing their free-flowing brand of rugby. Every silver lining has a cloud and all that...

One positive was the 6pm kickoff meant i was back home relatively early and caught the final part of ant and decs saturday night takeaway.

And when that's considered a highlight, things are loving bad!

Didn't pay for my ticket
Got a lift there and back
Had a pie and a few pints
Seat was opposite the screen for instant replays
It wasn't too noisy
Westwood will have time away from the game to re-assess his form and technique

If you squinted then it looked like the Wakefield home shirt

To quote the great Ricky Gervais in Extras: "Are you 'avin a laugh?"