Sorry, missed that bit of comedy as well

Have you seen Peter Fox lately?

Saw him at the pre-season friendly and certainly wouldn't have described him as a creatine-filled monster

Penny has a lot in common with Leroy Rivett.

Apart from Leroy Rivett has actually won the Lance Todd trophy.

I wonder if he is still playing?

Rochdale Hornets.

Brian Bevan and Kevin Penny should never be allowed in the same sentence.

Unless the context similar to the above sentence.

The Kevin Penny Disabled toilets is all that will be named after KP in years to come. I really can't see a statue or a wall, can you?

Penny elusive???... ....I've never seen him beat a man, either with a side-step, a drop of the shoulder, a dummy, nothing.

Yes, once put in the clear he is quick, and unlikely to be caught, but it will be more than likely the work of the centre or some other player that has gained Penny the space.

Watch as he returns the ball from his own line from an opposition kick....the fellow just runs meekly into the arms of opposing tacklers, no attempt made to actually beat the defence.

I would suggest that comment says more about you than Kevin.