The Gob wrote:What the F**k language is that bloke speaking!!!!????
It's what used to be called 'Heavy Woollen District' dialect.
'My owd cockspadger' is a rough term of endearment - used in a tender moment as your shawl were drying over 't rack above fire cos you'd got soaked to t' skin, walking home from 't mill, feeling fair clemmed and needing some drippin and bread for thi tea. If you were lucky......