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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:13 am 
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i had a chinese take away last night and very nice it was too, when i had finished it i discovered a chinese fortune cookie nestling in the bottom of the bag!

well with my mind firmly fixed on friday 13th, i opened it with anticipation,



"AN OLD WISH WILL COME TRUE"

blinkin' heck i hope so, i've been wishing for silverware for the wire for a long time now!

perhaps in 8 months time people will read this and say..........wow, mystic SLIM he's a psychic phenominum!


only time and the fortune cookie will tell.









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"she wore, she wore, she wore a yellow gibbon"
"she wore a yellow gibbon in the merry month of may"
"and when i asked her why she wore a gibbon"
"she said it's for the wire and it's gonna climb a tree!"


INARDIS FIDELIS

"If Noble is there next year I will not be renewing my season tickets mine and two grandchildren the future Wigan Suporters.
How low can we get".............wigan fans ...ancient and loyal

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what?

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Where's the jigga when you need him?

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Good stuff SlimWire, Ive every faith in you.

Im off out for a pint in Earlestown now, I want what you`ve just had! :)

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Robbie Rotten wrote:Where's the jigga when you need him?


:lol: First thing I thought, too






We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die
The first ones in line for that pie-in-the-sky
And we're always the last when the cream is shared out
For the worker is working when the fat cat's about

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Ray Cider Pennington wrote:Good stuff SlimWire, Ive every faith in you.

Im off out for a pint in Earlestown now, I want what you`ve just had! :)


Look out for the hoodlums.

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Mighty Wires wrote:Look out for the hoodlums.



That's more Newton, isn't it?






We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die
The first ones in line for that pie-in-the-sky
And we're always the last when the cream is shared out
For the worker is working when the fat cat's about

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'Hitman' Norvern Soul wrote:That's more Newton, isn't it?


As bad as eachother mate. Although Newton has the odd decent area, unlike Earlestown which just an utter poo hole.

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Normally, they say stuff like 'Man who walks sideways through airport terminal, is going to Bangkok.'

Cookies that is.

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